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 YOUNG-WHITE:
 What are poll workers?

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Get your booty to the poll!

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â™ª Get-get-get your â™ª

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â™ª Vote, vote, vote, vote... â™ª

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 Nope. Not that.

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 Found that out the hard way.

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 Poll workers are the volunteers

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 that help the election
 run smoothly.

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 But now, thanks to COVID-19,
 old people--

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 the majority of volunteers--
 are dropping out.

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 Thankfully,
 there's an initiative

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 recruiting younger
 Election Day poll workers

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 called Power the Polls.

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 So I sat down
 with one of their directors.

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Scott, huge fan of your work.

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You're taking care of business.
Everything's under control.

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Just wanted to contribute,
give you guys a huge shout-out.

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-So good job, yeah.
-I-I mean, I really...

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I really appreciate that,
and I definitely could use it,

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but what we really need
is poll workers

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to make sure that everyone
can vote safely and on time

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-this election.
-You hear that, poll workers?

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This is an important election.
You better do your part.

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We're actually really excited to
get young folks like yourself,

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so we're really looking
for someone

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kind of exactly like you.

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You got to be
a registered voter

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or over the age of 16--

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uh, I-I think 
you're older than 16.

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Um, well,
that's very flattering.

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I do get that a lot. But
you know who I actually have?

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I have a friend who I think
that this would be perfect for.

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He has way more time
on his hands than me.

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Um, do you know Trevor Noah?

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He would be so...

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Actually, is 45 too old?

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He's not from here, so I don't
know if he's a registered voter.

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But, you know, we need
everyone to show up in person.

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So you'll have to leave
your house.

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You mean, like,
actually go outside and...

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(quietly):
put on pants?

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 I've been bottomless
 for six months.

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 Oh, and there's also
 that little issue

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 of a (bleep) pandemic.

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Everyone is gonna get PPE
who shows up.

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Mask. Face shield.

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Hand sanitizer.
All that good stuff.

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Uh, what we mostly just need

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is folks to help
get people checked in,

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fill out their ballots,
answer questions.

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The thing that Power the Polls
is really hoping to inspire is

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a next generation
of poll workers.

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Okay. Here's another thought.

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How about we rebrand the name?

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I mean, even starting
with "poll worker."

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Those are bad two words.

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"Poll"--
I'm thinking of the subway.

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It's dirty, it's gross.

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"Worker"--
I'm thinking of work. Ugh.

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No one likes that.

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What about, um...
Okay, I'm thinking.

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Poll line monitors.

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King of the ballots.

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"Poll" you out of line
if you don't vote.

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Vote regulator.

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Poll-y moly.

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Like holy moly?

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Ooh, how about...

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...election influencer.

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Ooh, I don't know. Hmm.

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Problem is you're-you're there
to be a nonpartisan.

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Okay, look,
millennials are broke.

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What you need to do

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to get people to the polls
is money.

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Well, Jaboukie,
usually you do get paid,

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uh, to be a poll worker.

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It's, uh, usually
over ten dollars an hour,

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uh, so for a full day,
that's a couple hundred bucks.

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Yeah, no,
I need to call my agent.

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This is ridiculous.

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That's more money
than I'm making right now.

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Hi, yeah. Um, so,

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you just weren't gonna tell me

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that they were casting
for poll workers?

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 The money sounds good,

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 but if I'm gonna spend all day
 taking ballots

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 and risking paper cuts,
 I'm gonna need something more.

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We'll, uh, we'll send you pizza

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if that's, uh,
if that's icing on the cake.

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I also work for an organization
called Pizza to the Polls,

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and, uh, so,
we'll-we'll get you lunch,

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uh, and all the folks
at the polling place.

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You think you can buy me
with pizza?

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What topping?

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Pepperoni?

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It worked.

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Okay, Scott.
Now, say that there's people

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who don't like pizza--
as if that even exists--

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but they don't volunteer.

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What's the worst thing
that can happen?

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Uh, there's longer lines.
Fewer polling places.

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Uh, the polling places
tend to close

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in-in cities and communities
where people of color vote.

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Uh, it's less safe
for poll workers and voters.

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I-If poll workers don't show up,

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it could change
the whole course of history

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and-and have an election

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that doesn't represent us
as a country.

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If you are 16 years old...

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...sign up to be

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a (bleep) poll worker

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and do something

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with your (bleep) life for once!

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Sign up, please!

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Volunteer, please!

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What kind of topping
was it again?

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Uh, we... Uh, cheese,
usually, and pepperoni.

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Uh, we send gluten-free ones,
too, if we can.

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At least do it
for the gluten-free pizza!

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You've contributed nothing
to life so far!

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 Can we... can we get
 green peppers and onions?

