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This election, your choice couldn't be more important.

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Our candidate is in flattering lighting and full bright color

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Their candidate is in grainy, high-contrast black and white, spotted through a telephoto

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lens from behind a bush coming back from God-only-knows where.

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Our guy points at the horizon and holds a baby.

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Their guy doesn't have a baby.

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Their guy has a golf club.

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The voice over for our guy is calm, measured, bright.

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Their guy gets the lower register, and sometimes,

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we

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slow

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down.

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Our guy has clean headlines and the beautiful lens flare America needs.

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Here's a scary graph over a photo of the other candidate awkwardly laughing.

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Snap zoom.

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Do you want a snap zoom like that in office?

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Hereâ€™s a photo of our guy saluting military veterans.

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Jump cuts. Flashes. Static. Aggressive colors.

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You can't trust a guy with graphics like this.

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Our guy gets stock footage of sunrises and an American flag.

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Their guy's flag is upside down, and on fire.

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Intercut with overdue bills, war, and a crying baby.

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Our guy gets doctors and astronauts and stimulus checks.

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Flatline. An eagle. Hurricane. The Statue of Liberty. Crime scene tape. Ronald Reagan.

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Ronald Reagan.

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A girl running in a wheat fieldâ€¦
...to escape a dangerous sexual predator.

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Welding.

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Atomic bomb.

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This election, the choice is yours.

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Their guy.

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Or our guy.

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Inspiring Slogan.

